Undefeated

For those of you unable to attend the Parrises Squares match this afternoon, our Enterprise team crushed the Deep Space 1 team by a score of 64-37. We had four goal drops (two by my own hand), two zingers, and seven zips, while the DS1 team only managed to score two goal drops (one because of a penalty reversal by the refs), one zinger, and six zips. To be honest, I don’t think the DS1 team was fully prepared for how skilled some of us “’Prisers” are at the game.

Injuries were minimal – on both sites, although, I may have slightly sprained my ankle when I was tossed from the pyramid. Bruises will, of course, be plentiful tomorrow, but that’s normal for a lively game of Parrises Squares.

The good news is, we fought hard, and we won. Deep Space 1 will likely think twice before challenging the Enterprise to another match. We’ve only played one ship-to-ship match since the Enterprise was commissioned, but, hey, we’re undefeated! That’s not a bad way to start this ship’s Parrises Squares record.

-Lieutenant Sam Archer

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September 1, 2364 -- (Original Devron Timeline)